Rhondda Cynon Taff

Give him beer – the gift that never disappoints

Men love beer. They are also easily pleased.

Which is great news when it comes to choosing him the ideal gift this Christmas.

What better than 12 bottles of artisan ales, ciders and perries to bring seasonal joy? It’s the ideal present for husbands, sons, boyfriends, lovers, your weirdo brother-in-law – in fact, all the men in your life.

And buying beer-related joy has never been easier, thanks to realbeerbox.com. A couple of clicks, or a phone call to our friendly experts, and a case of delicious beer is on its way.

Each bottle is selected by champion brewers at the Otley Brewery, who have chosen quality real ales, ciders and perries from the best producers from across the UK.

You can make up your own box from more than 120 ales, ciders and perries in stock. Or if you’d prefer, we’ve already made up a selection of 12-bottle gift boxes.

Each box is delivered the next day, and includes a gift card with your own personalised, loving message, eg, “Happy birthday, darling,” or “I love you forever,” or “Now will you PLEASE finish grouting the bathroom?”

So don’t waste precious time this Christmas thinking of elaborate presents for men. It’s not worth it. Spend the time on yourself instead. And if you give us beer … well. We are putty in your hands.

How to order

It’s easy to order online, through www.realbeerbox.com. Or call 01443 400098 and speak to our friendly experts. Prices start from around £30 for a case of beer. And it’s delivered the next working day.

About us

www.realbeerbox.com specialises in artisan beers from Wales, the West Country, and regional UK producers. We have a huge selection of bottled ale, cider, perry, fruit beer, wheat beer, porter – all of the finest quality. We also supply real ale in 10 or 20 litre boxes, conditioned in the box just as it would be in the barrel – ideal for parties. And we’re run by the Pontypridd-based Otley Brewing Company, brewers of multi-award-winning champion ales.

Presents men love

Beer

Toolbelts

The Sky Sports bundle

Presents men pretend to like, but don’t

Ties

Socks with an amusing cartoon motif

African village goat

Presents men unequivocally hate

Dressing gowns

Pedicures

Most other non-beer items

Beer/gift facts

* Men who receive beer as a gift are 87% more likely to buy their partner diamonds in return.

* Men who drink beer responsibly are 92% more excellent in bed than men who don’t.

* Men who receive the gift of beer are 88% happier and more obliging when it comes to stuff like the bins, and folding clothes neatly.

* Statistics compiled from a poll of several men in the Pontypridd area, yesterday